You squeeze as hard as you can and feel the warmth of a poopie. Mommy’s face rolls up in horror. “It’s your turn to change him,” she says handing you over to Daddy. Daddy says a word you don’t understand and carries you back to your bedroom. This is terribly far from the cookies! After changing you he says the worst possible thing: “Time for a nap.” Your plan failed. Mommy and Daddy win again!